John: Ok, now blend in.

Cameron: Blend in.

John: Yeah, I mean don’t seem like a freak. You know what I mean, right?

Cameron: Freak. Weirdo, Kook. Oddball. Crackpot. Strange duck. Queer potato. Nut. I’ve been reading the dictionary. I don’t sleep.

John: Yeah see, that’s what I’m talking about. You do that, you sound like a freak. And don’t walk around acting like my bodyguard you’re supposed to be my sister…you won’t fool anyone.

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“Well, Bart. Any last requests?”

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Cameron: There are many things I don’t understand.

John: Like what?

Cameron: The tortoise.

John: What tortoise?

Cameron: It was on its back by the side of the road in Mexico. Your mother turned it over.