Inside the shoe box

fourofthem:

indeathmayibetriumphant:

heartslogos:

fourofthem:

The batfamily is filled with ugly criers.

Like you know how there are people who manage to still look dignified when they’re full-on crying?  They are not that.

Oh gosh like Dick is the worst of the worst his face gets red and scrunched up and there’s all these liquids coming out of all these orifices and you kind of want to hug him but like you don’t want to touch him.

Tim is marginally better, he’s, like, less than 1% better, and only because he doesn’t go around trying to cuddle everyone with his gross sticky crying hands.

Cass’ lip wobbles and you think it’s going to be pretty girl crying where she sobs into your shoulder and you soothe her with tea and French movies but um no she faked your ass out SHE SOBS LIKE A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY IT’S AN EAR-PIERCING NIGHTMARE.  She’s like an anime character her tears jump away from her eyes like they’re fountains and jesus holy hell.

Steph is like the personification of gross sobbing she hiccups and her nose runs and her face pinches up and she’s trying to look tough bless her but it’s failing.

You’d think Jason would have manly tears of toughness where tears fall on a blank face but um no honey you haven’t seen Jason crying yet.

OH MY GOD HE’S LIKE A GOLDFISH HIS EYES GET REALLY WIDE AND GLASSY AND HIS MOUTH JUST GAPS OPEN AND SHUT IT’S MEDICALLY FASCINATING.

AND HE MAKES THESE NOISESLIKE WHOA.

YOU HAVEN’T HEARD THE NOISES  I’M MAKING OVER THIS.

So you mean like this?

JASON